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I Know What You Did Last Summer - Plural Possessives, Exclamation Points & a Shipping Container Gym

Jaws - Vengeance, Sharkenkägen & a Brave Little Dildo

Haunted Honeymoon - Donald Duck Play, Polka Dot Ruffles & a Minimum Amount Of Drag

Carrie - Majestic Hair, Locker Room Fantasies & a Heavy Metal Jesus Figurine

Can’t Hardly Wait - Yearbook Quotes, Heart Breasts & a Frosted Pot Brownie

Stand By Me - Scrot Leeches, Blueberry Pie & a Working Definition of “Fun”

Summer School - Stoner Alcoholics, Wondermutt & a Damned Good Heterosexual

The Parent Trap - Isolation Cabins, Wolves & a Speedo King

Kindergarten Cop - Children’s Games, Lowell & an Equine Amount Of Hair

Air Force One - Secret Moles, Fictional Presidents & an Escape Pod

Rush Hour - Chinese Food, Star Maps & a Corvette Stingray

The Warriors - Tight Cannons, Bell Sleeves & a Lesbian Pizzeria