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All About Eve - Gowns With Pockets, Preparation Martinis & a 17-Year-Old From Wisconsin

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory - Life Lessons, Fudge Rooms & a List of 64-Year-Olds

Rope - Nut Boys, Candelabras & a Terrible Dinner Party

Some Like It Hot - Madonna Puns, Buttermilk & a Tuck For The Gods

I Know What You Did Last Summer - Plural Possessives, Exclamation Points & a Shipping Container Gym

Jaws - Vengeance, Sharkenkägen & a Brave Little Dildo

Haunted Honeymoon - Donald Duck Play, Polka Dot Ruffles & a Minimum Amount Of Drag

Carrie - Majestic Hair, Locker Room Fantasies & a Heavy Metal Jesus Figurine

Can’t Hardly Wait - Yearbook Quotes, Heart Breasts & a Frosted Pot Brownie

Stand By Me - Scrot Leeches, Blueberry Pie & a Working Definition of “Fun”

Summer School - Stoner Alcoholics, Wondermutt & a Damned Good Heterosexual

The Parent Trap - Isolation Cabins, Wolves & a Speedo King