The Object of My Affection - Surrogate Orgasms, George Bernard Shaw Scholars & a Warning for Straight Women

Moonlighting - Super Mario, Henchman Nipples & a Turducken of Nonsense

Murder By Death - Cordial Invitations, Pornographic Bibles & a Black Mesh Onesie

The Talented Mr. Ripley - Snooty Accents, Bathtub Chess & an Avatar of Dionysus

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle - Wind Chimes, Floor Ice & a Fifth-Billed Julianne Moore

Murder, She Wrote - The Mushrooms, Miss Emma & a Harbinger of Death

Grease - Rydell High Men’s Gymnastics, Saran Wrap & an Unacceptable Caricature

The Fifth Element - Miss Piggy, Liza Minnelli & a Sentient Ball of Evil Fire

Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Knockwurst, Weird Cameos & a Field Trip to the Morgue

Legally Blonde - Dog Humor, Punchable Faces & a Snake Oil Saleswoman

True Lies - Sleazebags, Tangos & a Horse In an Elevator

Short Circuit - Marital Aids, Unisex Mullets & an Ick Cake