Labyrinth - Oubliettes, Sex Positive Lobsters & a Strong Horse Girl Energy

Demolition Man - Questionable Spanish, ThermoChecks & a Finite Amount of Bullets

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead - Grunion, Petty Cash & a 48 Hour Orgasm

9 to 5 - Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda & an Angel Named Dolly Parton

The West Wing - $5 Pornography, Post-Coital Weed & a Pager Mix Up

Serial Mom - Pussy Willows, PTA Meetings & a Bathroom Shish Kabob

Soapdish - Cold Compresses, Joy Vampires & a Play/Steakhouse

Happy New Year! - Hepburn, Bracco & a New Year’s Eve Meditation

Babes In Toyland - Fellating Cincinnati, Distilled Evil & a Two and a Half Hour Director’s Cut

Happy Holidays! - Episode Titles, Trivia Quizzes & a Sad Trombone

Batman Returns - Dirty Limericks, Unforgiving Codpieces & an Army of Radicalized Penguins

Lethal Weapon - Egg Nog, Sax Riffs & an Impromptu Mud Brawl