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Fried Green Tomatoes - Candy Bars, Fake-Out Deaths & a Rolling Pin

Beauty and The Beast - Booksellers, Philippe & a Punitive Enchantress

The Last Unicorn - Pigeon Sh*t, Scr*t*m-T*ts & a Castle Made Of D*cks

Who Framed Roger Rabbit - LA Public Transportation, Pattycaking & a Harvey Joke

An American Tail - Demon Cats, Cossacks & an Aggressively French Pigeon

Married To The Mob - Florida Ugly, Raccoon Tails & a Nobel Prize For Set Design

Scarface - Rage Blackouts, Cuban Cockney & a Literal Mountain Of Cocaine

My Blue Heaven - Baseball Euphemisms, Arugula & a System For Eating Pancakes

Goodfellas - Nicknames, Gold-Accented Awfulness & a Whore In 2R

Meet Joe Black, Part Two - Cake, Lovemaking & A Lemming In Full Sprint

Meet Joe Black, Part One - Honey, Nice Billionaires & a Disembodied Voice

Titanic, Part Two - History Lessons, Spicer Lovejoy & an Iceberg Named Destiny

Titanic, Part One - Foreshadowing, Treasure Hunters & a Bunch of Poors Dancing A Jig

Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion - Annoying Speeches, Flaccid Pranks & a 15-Minute Dream Sequence

Howard The Duck - Duck Nipples, Straight Bath Houses & a Meat Slushie

Flash Gordon - Hot Hail, Elaborate Tombstones & a Superstar Quarterback For The New York Jets

She-Devil - Flouncing, Love Buttons & an Indoor Pool with F*ck Tent

Showgirls, Part Two - Thrusting, Nipple Ice & a Woman Named Gay

Showgirls, Part One - Secret Lesbians, Lip Gloss & a Tsunami Of Ketchup