Planes, Trains, And Automobiles - Airport Reading, Holiday Celebrations & a Bus Sing-Along

All About Eve - Gowns With Pockets, Preparation Martinis & a 17-Year-Old From Wisconsin

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory - Life Lessons, Fudge Rooms & a List of 64-Year-Olds

Rope - Nut Boys, Candelabras & a Terrible Dinner Party

Some Like It Hot - Madonna Puns, Buttermilk & a Tuck For The Gods

I Know What You Did Last Summer - Plural Possessives, Exclamation Points & a Shipping Container Gym

Jaws - Vengeance, Sharkenkägen & a Brave Little Dildo

Haunted Honeymoon - Donald Duck Play, Polka Dot Ruffles & a Minimum Amount Of Drag

Carrie - Majestic Hair, Locker Room Fantasies & a Heavy Metal Jesus Figurine

Can’t Hardly Wait - Yearbook Quotes, Heart Breasts & a Frosted Pot Brownie

Stand By Me - Scrot Leeches, Blueberry Pie & a Working Definition of “Fun”

Summer School - Stoner Alcoholics, Wondermutt & a Damned Good Heterosexual

The Parent Trap - Isolation Cabins, Wolves & a Speedo King

Kindergarten Cop - Children’s Games, Lowell & an Equine Amount Of Hair

Air Force One - Secret Moles, Fictional Presidents & an Escape Pod

Rush Hour - Chinese Food, Star Maps & a Corvette Stingray

The Warriors - Tight Cannons, Bell Sleeves & a Lesbian Pizzeria

Twister - Director Cameos, Suck Zones & a Dodge Ram

Moulin Rouge! - Depression Beards, Parisian Geography & a Huge Talent

Hairspray - Fractured Kneecaps, Beatniks & a Side Tsunami

Sister Act - Apostles, Bird Calls & a Purple Mink Coat

Newsies - Soul Punches, Noo Yawk Accents & a Character We All Definitely Care About

American Psycho - Douche Bros, Business Cards & a Stray Kitten

The Mirror Has Two Faces (w/ Tom Zohar) - Prime Numbers, Lesbian Orgy Dreams & a Dude In A Loose Tank Top