Teen Witch - Murder Shacks, The Chandler Bing Trio & a Bottle of Squirt

Austin Powers - Brownface, Swedish Penis Enlargers & an Italian Confidential Secretary

Beaches - French Patent Thieves, Downtown Theatre & a Handwalking Queer

The Birdcage - Hardbodies, Guatamalaness & a Lucky Pierre China Set

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Bisected Hot Dogs, Evita Cosplay & a Yellow Leather Jacket

Encino Man - Foofaraw, Gazongas & a Very Large Sheet Cake

Troop Beverly Hills - Evian Water, Cookie Time & A Goddess/Icon

Grosse Pointe Blank - Couch Insurance, Soup Base & a Red Brick Hogwarts

The First Wives Club - Bvlgari Pearls, Transient Alcoholism & a Classic Six on the Upper West Side

Starship Troopers - Bug Goo, Inappropriate Promotions & a Beautiful Dumb-Dumb

Empire Records - Teenage Girls, Listening Booths & a Very Brief Speed Addiction

Bringing Down the House - Dame Joan Plowright, LA Driving Tests & a Scrotal Crushing

Indecent Proposal - Hippos, Projectiles & a $10,000 Poker Chip

Sex & the City - Skippy, Basketball Scenes & an Electric Toothbrush

The Cutting Edge - Toe Picks, Lederhosen & an Amazing Sit Spin

A League Of Their Own - Unnecessary Playoffs, Red Hats & a Less Creepy Pepe Le Pew

Hackers - Rollerblades, The DaVinci Virus & a Sparkly Pink Kitten Shirt

She’s All That - Dance Breaks, Freestyle Raps & a Performance Art Piece with a Hacky Sack

Top Gun - Over-Douching, Gut-Sucking & a Five Dollar Plaque

Spaceballs - Bumper Stickers, Plan P & a Parody of The River Kwai March

Moonstruck - Manicotti, Professors & a Top Five Movie Makeover

Double Jeopardy - Stockpiled Blood Bags, Taupe & A Chase Scene Through the Dunes

A Goofy Movie - Wet Dreams, Dead Possums & a Sasquatch

My So-Called Life - Flannel, Two Random Scumbags & a Great Leaner

Dawson’s Creek - Size Queens, Common Household Chores & a Suspected Serial Killer

Felicity - Yearbook Messages, College Advisors & a Geek That Looks Like Scott Foley

Party Of Five - Moody Dogs, Monster Nannies & a Junior High Production of The Crucible