Murder, She Wrote - The Mushrooms, Miss Emma & a Harbinger of Death

Grease - Rydell High Men’s Gymnastics, Saran Wrap & an Unacceptable Caricature

The Fifth Element - Miss Piggy, Liza Minnelli & a Sentient Ball of Evil Fire

Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Knockwurst, Weird Cameos & a Field Trip to the Morgue

Legally Blonde - Dog Humor, Punchable Faces & a Snake Oil Saleswoman

True Lies - Sleazebags, Tangos & a Horse In an Elevator

Short Circuit - Marital Aids, Unisex Mullets & an Ick Cake

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Chaos Demons, Secret Ninjas & a Good, Logical Educator

Untamed Heart - Nice Nuns, Rocket Ship Bedsheets & a Surprise Christmas Tree

Who’s That Girl? - Hunks, The Golden Arches & a Patagonian Felis

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Meaty Tucks, Cake Pillows & a Flip-Flop Dress

Labyrinth - Oubliettes, Sex Positive Lobsters & a Strong Horse Girl Energy

Demolition Man - Questionable Spanish, ThermoChecks & a Finite Amount of Bullets

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead - Grunion, Petty Cash & a 48 Hour Orgasm

9 to 5 - Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda & an Angel Named Dolly Parton

The West Wing - $5 Pornography, Post-Coital Weed & a Pager Mix Up

Serial Mom - Pussy Willows, PTA Meetings & a Bathroom Shish Kabob

Soapdish - Cold Compresses, Joy Vampires & a Play/Steakhouse