Road House - Warrior Poets, Cashed Stupidity Checks & a Masculinity Self-Own

The Mask Of Zorro - Revenge, Spanish Accents & a Horse Named Erika

Big Trouble In Little China - Puppets, Elemental Masters & a Fetching Cobalt Robe

Independence Day - Crop Dusting, Evil Squidward & a Pointless Alien Abduction Story